How about now?

Dating back as long as I can remember, which was about 1 and a half years ago, I have wanted to be a writer. Publishing articles on random subjects that others would find entertaining and more importantly, writing a book is all I ever can think about. I am not sure if it is just me wanting this pretend life that is filled with a fast paced life or if I could be legit and really do this.

So, here is how my life has come to this point. I failed/dropped out of three schools. MCC (Waco, Tx), TSTC (Waco, Tx) and North Harris (Houston, Tx). As you can surely see, Waco was bad for me. I had so many friends there, that it was as if I was still living at home. Drinking everynight and trying to attempt to go to school during the day. Didn't work as I wish it would have. But now, after all my failures, I have my head on my shoulders, cash for boozes, friends who are either awesome or just off the wall crazy, and my future in perspective for me.

In conclusion, the life I live which is mainly full of boredom and chronic masturbation, I am writing this blog. Not for entertainment, but for my future. (Wow, my first blog ever and I am already lying.) This is for anyone that understands crude jokes and loves to laugh at a poor basterds lonely life. I will also be doing critiques on books (I tend to read alot in my spare time), music (which is the second most important thing in my life next to killing my unborn babies on a daily basis) and shows that I attend. This will be the majority of the writing I do, because at this juncture in my life, I am at a stand still with my personal life. Contributing to this stand still, is that fact that a majority of my friends are lame and do not want to travel the 2 and a half hour drive to Austin. But, that is fine, I don't want to drive the 2 and half hour drive to the country.

So,enjoy.